Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Small penises have feelings too.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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