he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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