Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Damn victory sex feels great
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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