Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We need to get me chipped asap
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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