butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
This can only be settled by a dance off.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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