my mouth tastes like poor choices
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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