He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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