Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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