I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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