whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
