just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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