Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think i got beer on your cat.
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