would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Randomize
