i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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