all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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