woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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