At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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