All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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