Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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