I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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