Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
