The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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