so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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