can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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