I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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