I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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