hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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