Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She bit a glass in half.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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