she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
smell my finger.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
