Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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