I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Randomize
