The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
They took my balls.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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