haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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