are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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