You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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