I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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