I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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