I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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