i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
