There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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