I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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