And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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