bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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