That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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