i don't like sucking hair
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have aggressive nipples.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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