Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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