Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The uberlube is also flammable
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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