You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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