Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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