Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You made out with two different species that night
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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